The Mirrored Planet
by Dan A. Cardoza
Professor Ferguson had tossed the last of his cryptic emails into the
university's venerated turn of the century trashcan. The printed letter had
been torn and crumpled, swallowed in the can's expansive black hole.
The letter had been ferreted out by one of Harvard's newest custodians.
She'd been tasked to clean up the office insanity. Her objectives, scrub
away time, make it appear that Ferg had never existed. Toss every damned
thing into the basement's furnace.
Ferg had been escorted out of the office building earlier in the day. The
only thing he took was his beliefs. Ferg had committed to returning to his
radical roots back in California.
The well-known Dr. Ferguson had been denied full tenure at Harvard. It was
a dream job that would have completed an upward arc of his distinguished
career. He'd been denied full tenure as a lead molecular physicist. Being
declined tenure at a university is the same as someone not being promoted
to general in the military. Your career is essentially over.
Grieving, he'd driven the long trek back to his beloved Northern
California. Over the next several months, he'd secured employment at UC
Berkeley, his Alma Mater. UC Berkeley is where Ferg had received his BS
degree in the '60s. He'd end his dynamic career there, he'd hoped. He'd get
UC Berkeley has the perfect DNA counter-culture he so relished. Here, he'd
return as a conquering hero. As most of us know, the region has a high
tolerance for just about anyone's peccadilloes and idiosyncrasies. Ferg, as
his adoring students call him, wasn't getting any younger at 72.
He'd been humiliated and blackballed at Harvard, following stints at MIT
and Princeton. However, he remained passionate about sharing his outrageous
theories. He’d hoped the students would spread his ideas, as if they were
wildfires, across the thirsty dry fields of American prairies.
Ferg hadn't invested financially over the years, and so this new low-paying
gig would serve him well to ensure a healthy retirement, with full benefits.
Ferg had purchased a small bungalow near Oakland, on Shattuck Avenue, near
the original Pete's Coffee he'd frequented and loved. He’d sipped his
Cappuccino and declared, “I am home again.”
The reclusive private professor had lined his tiny house windows with old
yellow newspaper, just like the old days. He'd grabbed himself a drab green
army coat down at Cal Surplus, so he’d quickly blend. As planned, he'd kept
most of the hoard he brought from Boston, mostly books, journals, and more
obsession trinkets than any Bowerbird. He designed himself canyons of
hallways to suit all his comings and goings. He'd felt comfortable in his
maze of soft and hardcover books, stacked nearly to the ceilings. The only
thing Ferg missed was an earthen basement, where he'd kept his cheap wine.
His car trunk would have to do. All he’d needed was access to his well
stocked modern white kitchen, and a functional bedroom and toilet.
Ferg had set up his desk, right next to his twin-sized bed. He had a habit
of working long hours, and rolling out of his chair, right into the fresh
linen arms of sleep.
A few years of savings turned into four. Ferg's classes were difficult to
Ferg was assigned to the physics department. Curious because his colleagues
and students alike had thought his lectures were more akin to philosophy,
Astronomy, or maybe even creative nonfiction. The students, mostly female,
had lined up at each quarter's registration.
Ferg had attended the school in the late '60s. He had long hair then, now
sparse, Albert Einstein-ish.
Upon his return to Cal, Ferg had focused on the inherent strengths of
feminism. His country would need it the infusion of passion, if it was to
His lectures sounded more like preaching, and boy did he rouse up his
congregation. He'd compared the concept of feminism to the civil rights
movement and valued how it empowered everyone, not simply females.
Many of his lectures had dealt with the concept of toxic masculinity and
how its inky tendrils had gripped the hearts of so many young men in
society. Ferg wasn't so much against men. He was concerned about the
cultural survival of the women on the mirrored planet. How someday, off into
some distant, unknown future, it would affect the Earth.
Each term Ferg introduced his sphere to the students: Kepler-452b.
He'd used the term sphere, so his students wouldn't confuse it with 452b's
sister planet, Earth. According to him, Earth and Kepler-452b were mirror
images, sisters almost, at least in terms of their ability to sustain life.
"Kepler-452b is a killer orb, however," Ferg enjoyed shouting. That had
gotten their attention.
"Kepler-452b exists in the constellation Cygnus." he'd said. The students
loved the name Cygnus. It reminded Ferg of his so-loved 60's Aquarius.
"Kepler-452b has a mass five times that of Earth, double the Earth's
gravitational pull. It is a terrestrial, super world, fraught with active
volcanoes due to its higher mass and density. It's Hawaii and Greenland on
steroids." Ferg loved filling all mushy headed students with Black Russian
Caviar. His eyes were pinwheels in a stiff Pacific gale.
"The clouds on the large orb are thick and musky. They cover most of the
surface of the sphere. This has more to do with how the male guardians
operate and Cumuli salting than with physics."
Ferg's unique descriptions had caused his students to pause each class
quarter, look at each other as if someone had farted. How he loved his
Ferg stood on his chair, behind his old desk. Better to project his voice
into the large lecture hall he’d come to learn. "The planet takes 385 Earth
days to orbit its sun star. It has a 50% larger radius than our polluted
The professor droned on each session, "The jeweled sphere lies within the
conservative habitable zone of its parent star. It has an equilibrium
temperature of 265 K (−8 °C; 17 °F), a little warmer than Earth. The extra
heat seems to kindle male violence on the killer circle," he'd claimed as
"Killer orb, killer circle?" Whispers gave birth to the decibels of anarchy
in the large hall. "Killer orb, what the F…" they'd mostly said, in hushed
tones, each quarter. Ferg knew how to get their juices flowing.
He’d been hopeful. One day his tortured thesis would take hold, especially
here in Berkeley. It had been difficult for him to find an audience for his
contorted theories back east.
None of that mattered now. Ferg was at UC Berkeley, the epicenter of
radicalism, lecturing at the very institution known for setting brush fires
in the dark corridors of our nation's truth.
Ferg had challenged science most of his life. And now, he'd continue to use
his podium to unleash his doomsday scenario. Though he was aware that there
are certain untruths so deep and permanent, they resist the light.
"Class, class, if you complete the quarter, you'll get A's. So please, pull
the wedgies out of your intellectual asses and focus. That's all I ask. We
have lots to discuss here and so little time." Ferg jumped off his chair
and stuck the landing like a boss. The students all clapped.
They'd come to respect the elderly geezer. There was something about his
revolutionary tone that had quickened their bonding.
"Thank guys, for quieting. The Kepler telescope was part of NASA's
Discovery Program. For its time, it was a Trader Joe's bargain
price.The mission was launched on a rocket in the swamp at
Cape Canaveral on March 9th, 2009. It was constructed and managed by NASA's
Jet Propulsion Lab. Ball Aerospace flew the SOB. After the majestic sister
globe was discovered, it was named after its founder, the lowly Kepler
Everyone chuckled on cue. Ferg had hit his stride, he’d thought to himself.
Who needs that God-damned tenure at Harvard? Harvard can stick it up
their black hole.
Hailey was a loving, good-natured mother. She thought she'd proven her
worth by commencing a career in public relations. But, a career wasn't in
the stars for her.
She'd mostly raised her two boys alone. Her competitive, managerial husband
had worked his ass off being an absent father, gone most nights and
"Honey, it's better this way,” he’d convinced her so many years ago “I'll
be able to advance my career." Deep down in her gut, Hailey questioned his
"While at home Hailey, you can focus on your children needs.”
children, she’d thought. Hailey imagined his nuts in a vice.
It wasn't easy raising her children, especially when once the two boys had
spawned into teenagers. All the testosterone fireworks had been exhausting.
Anything not broken was being patient.
Ronnie, the oldest, was born in 1998 and Jimmy, 1999. They'd left home in
their late teens.
Ronnie Special Forces, Jimmy used car sales. Both had learned and valued
Ronnie had recently been killed in a firefight in the beautiful mountains
near Kandahar. Hailey and the two boys had shared love; an emotion absent
in her over-ripened, juiceless marriage. Her husband Tim had been an
excellent provider and an even better player. And now, Hailey had been left
alone to clean up all the fucking mess grief leaves you.
Losing her older son had pointed her toward a short hospital stay again.
She'd gotten herself back on anti-depressants and had stabilized. It was
either that, or she'd jump off the roof. And even that wasn't a solution.
She'd only break her legs. They lived in a single-story, gated western in
Hailey's past was pedestrian, including her childhood. She'd grown up in
Chicago and, because of Tim, had ended up outside of Pittsburg. She'd
married young. Tim had been a strong-willed partner. She'd gotten pregnant
early. Tim hadn't wanted any "God-damned" babies. He made her feel as if
she'd swallowed an anchor. It wasn't meant to be that way.
Tim, the little bitch, had recently gotten himself unemployed. He'd worked
mostly in firewall sales. He could use a firewall for all the gasoline he'd
poured all over him over the years.
The holidays and family fun these days are held in a gloom cupboard, that's
how Jimmy, Tim's remaining son refers to his prison visits and the
visitation room. Tim is serving 39 to life at the State Correctional
Institute in LaBelle, PA. It's a long way from his old home in Pittsburg.
On a positive note, Tim found work. He makes license plates for the state
After climbing all the emotional hills and mountains of reconciliation and
forgiveness, Tim's son Jimmy has never gotten any closer to an answer as to
why? And floating above all this, Jimmy feels the weight of all the dark
Cumuli of genetics, his own challenging moody weather.
Neither of Hailey's sons had been allowed to say goodbyes to their mother
for different reasons. A detective had dumped-trucked a load onto Jimmy's
back about his mother's murder, at Jimmy's insistence. The onsite detective
tried to be considerate when he informed Jimmy that his mother had made
quite a mess in his parent's master bedroom. Hailey, for her part, had
resisted. She had multiple defense wounds.
There had been castoff in each nook and cranny, in the broken room of
Slivers and bits and pieces of Hailey had been photographed as crime scene
evidence. Missing pieces of her scalp had been embedded in the laminated
wooden headboard. A dam of blood had cracked and flooded the banks of a
river under the bed, onto the carpet.
There was blood spatter on Hailey's sexy short skirts she'd recently
purchased at Nordstrom's and the low-cut blouses. Her Victoria's Secret
negligee had been ripped to the floor. It had acted as a silk filter,
sieving plasma from the clumps of coagulation next to the wash of red in her
bed. The curtains, the ceiling, walls, the vintage mirror, her gifted iPhone
had been photographed.
Hailey's murder was never solved, at least satisfactorily. Of course, her
husband Tim of nearly twenty-some years had killed her, but, the
motivation, the motivation?
There were more clues than blood spatter. However, politics being what they
are, the district attorney's office had refused to meet with the press.
There were things discovered that stood out, with little explanation. The
FBI had gotten involved. Every single person affected had become part of a
celestial, orchestrated conspiracy of silence.
Hailey had recently spent a lifetime in that bedroom, she and her iPhone.
They'd become close. Something had been inserted into her iPhone 6, next to
one of 22 silicon chips.
Her iPhone had been a gift. It was magical. It allowed Hailey to dream
again, to repair, to heal, and grow. Over the last few months, before her
demise, Hailey had recaptured much of her lost youth in terms of feelings.
She felt kinetic, had developed a need for speed. Hailey was exiting her
chrysalis. She wanted to be someone, not something.
Hailey's life had changed once she'd gone through her old photos, buried
deep in an old shoebox. She'd kept most of her beloved photographs there,
her childhood pony rides, the prom, graduation, a dead pet or two, her
wedding photos, and of course, her high school drama class photos.
Her acting photos had triggered her. She dwelled on her love of acting, a
passion she'd abandoned so many years ago.
Things changed after she'd fallen in love again. Only this time, she’d
fallen in love with her face and her blossoming mind. She kept her new look
in her Smartphone, down deep where her pictures and videos had been stored.
She'd begin to practice her sharpen her acting skills.
Hailey remembered the face of her first-year college acting instructor, the
way he’d explained the difference between theatre, and the movie industry,
an industry known for all its promising lighting and magical cameras.
"Hailey, it's like this. The stage requires two things of you as an actor,
movement and voice." Hailey had tracked the magic wand of words as it swept
across his eyes and off his lips.
She hoped he’d continue.
"So listen, Hail," he'd said, "the greatest performers of all times, Garbo,
Katharine Hepburn, fine actors, I give you that. But, they also fell in
love with the camera. There is a reason they still shine more than any of
their contemporaries on Broadway. They had superior technical skills."
Hailey had said, "I am not sure I'm following you?"
"Ok, what I am getting at here is how those beautiful women had such a
connection with their inner selves. It certainly showed on camera. Their
honesty allowed fans to share in their truisms. Cameras don’t fib Hailey."
"So, Professor, what is the difference between acting in front of a camera,
and live theatre?"
"Great question Hailey, the movie industry requires three sets of skills,
unlike, let's say, Broadway. 1. Physicality. 2. Honest emotions. 3. The
concept of being a mirror. Fans are very forgiving if you are flawed. Love
"I see," Hailey had said, barely understanding Professor Simmons at the
time. But now, in the middle of a marital crisis, she fully understood.
"The best actors ignore the camera after a while, Hailey, other than
knowing how to present their good side. The trick is to be organic in
displaying emotion. You have to expose all your raw emotions, as flawed and
crippling as they may be. You can practice in front of a mirror. Embrace
your incompleteness. Then, and only then, will your inside and outside self
be one? And that's what shows through the lens, Hailey."
Once again, Hailey had taken the long-gone professor's advice. She began to
practice in front of her vintage wall mirror. After she'd felt natural,
life’s essence had begun to seep back into her lovely smile. She'd taken
photographs and lots of selfies using her iPhone. Next, she used her new
iPhone Pro 11’s video capabilities.
One after the other she'd taken and saved her videos, all in the safety and
comfort of her master bedroom suite. Over and over again, she'd practiced
being young and natural to a flaw. Slowly but surely, her camera had had
indeed fallen deeply in love with her. She felt free.
She'd lost weight, had her teeth sparkled clean by her dentist, joined a
gym. Hailey got reacquainted with flirting, how to enjoy emotion, but only
in front of the men who'd earned her trust. She shopped the mall as if she
were a teenager, only this time with full tits and a remarkable ass. She
teased. She attracted younger men.
Controlling, cheating, philandering, Tim had morphed into weasel-play. He'd
sniffed the wind, as if he were a light mane lion flehming. He'd gotten
paranoid and angry. He'd begun to tie himself into emotional knots with his
passive-aggressive restraining leathers. His spool of control had been
That night Hailey had asked for a divorce, Tim snapped. But his tirade had
taken nearly two hours. He'd met his goal, destroying the only woman he'd
ever loved. He'd sat on the bed and called 911.
Bits and pieces of Hailey remain in the newly built evidence room, over at
the City of Pittsburgh's modern Police Department Headquarters.
Hailey's gory evidence is kept in a weatherproof plastic box, secured by a
new Schlage KS23D2300 Brass Padlock. The evidence room is kept at a
constant temperature, 68 degrees, all year, come sunshine or darkness.
The Department's Evidence Technicians watch over the cathedral-sized room.
At a time of their choosing, they roam the long corridors. On occasion, the
technicians allow authorized personnel to enter assigned inspection rooms.
The joke around all the detectives, and their superiors, is that the
Evidence Technicians take their work too seriously. They all look as if
they have been starved of sunshine and fresh air. According to the
detectives, the techs have a particular scent about them. It's the scent of
death, layered in yeasty perfumes. The tech's skin appeared pasty,
egg-glaze over pie dough.
"And their eyes," the detectives had said, "In the low light of the
chambered room, their eyes look distant and intrusive."
In the new evidence room, more comes in than goes out.
Tonya's case was much different than Hailey's, yet so very connected.
Ferguson knew this to be true. He'd studied all the coincidental cases
across the country. Ferg had surmised if there were a need for a
cross-trained professor in heaven, he'd fit the part. After all, most of
salvation and science is a real "who done it?"
Tonya had gotten herself through one hell of a bout of postpartum
depression. At her lowest point, she'd hooked a garden hose up to an
exhaust pipe and ran it through a crack in the back window of her 2018
Prius. She'd used duct tape on the window and Reynolds wrap aluminum on the
muffler, so the cheap hose wouldn't burn up or melt away from its mission.
She'd left her blue-collar roots in Freemont, California, for good, she'd
thought. She'd driven up into Niles Canyon in the direction of Livermore.
If it weren't for an observant California Highway Patrolman and dumb luck,
she would have died fromcarbon dioxide and carbon monoxide
An ambulance had been called out to the desolate canyon's roadway, to the
For all the grief, it was just another beautiful sunny day in California.
Tonya was rushed to Acacia Mental Health, back in Fremont. She'd been kept
on a 72-hour hold for evaluation. She was given more anti-depressant
medication. The most expensive her cheap health plan could afford.
The medicine caused the face of her psychiatrists to look blurry, alien as
if their features were static electricity or white noise.
Tonya's husband Sylvester had worked two jobs just to pay the rent. That's
how he'd kept his small family of two afloat. Tonya worked, too, a
part-time gig at a local convenience store, the 7-11 on Mowry Avenue.
She'd been gifted her iPhone at mental health. Tonya had purchased the Sim
card on her husband’s Verizon plan. The SG chip had remained in the guts of
her new phone, sniffing and sorting all her pics and videos. A Mass
Spectrometer had been placed inside her apple product. It had been removed
and re-fitted at each of her psychiatrist appointments. No phones had been
allowed during any of her medication consultations.
Data had been entered and extracted on an ongoing basis, from somewhere
above Tonya's pay grade.
Hailey's case was not all that different. Both women had gotten their
phones back after each session, of course from different psychiatrists, and
different locations. They had also been given an in-office refill of their
Tonya had received counseling as well. She'd been encouraged by the
county’s social worker to embrace change and growth. Tonya was also
encouraged to interact with her iPhone and rehearse her "happiness video
therapy." She'd been instructed how to become a great actress. "Fake all
that shit until you make it, honey," the likable MSW had said.
And so, Tanya began recording, saving, deleting, paying her new life
forward. It was all out there, ahead of her, in a brand-new tomorrow,
outside the manipulation of Smart phones.
Sly had bludgeoned Tonya. Her face had turned into a red pulp-fiction
movie, including the cut-out scenes. Her loving Sylvester had lost his mind
to the evil stewards of anger, rage, as well as bad PCP. It had been
determined during his acts of violence to play a wicked game of tic-tac-toe
on his dead wife's back, using a rusty, dull kitchen knife.
A very curious, tiny apparatus had been installed into Tonya's cell phone
long in advance of the unspeakable crime. Tonya and her sadistic husband
had been chosen as guinea pigs. They'd been under near-constant behavioral
observation, as had Hailey and her twisted Tim.
The zest of Tonya's bloodied ribbons of DNA had been uploaded and
downloaded in milliseconds, somewhere up there. During the murder, the
latest model of Mass Spectrometer had been tested, the ME-XX.2. Though only
a small part in the dark orb's overall experiment, the crime scene samples
could prove invaluable.
A Mass spectrometry (MS) is an analytical laboratory gadget used to
separate the chemicals listed on the cluttered Periodic Table of Elements.
An (MS) is a necessary evil for many scientific studies. An electronic
charge accomplishes the task perfectly, separating even the most elusive
Should the latest scientific study yield encouraging results? Results
supporting the theory that airborne blood and plasma molecules have the
capacity to trigger violent attacks, proof certain success related to
Kepler-452b's scientific communities, that would practically assure further
laboratory research, including studies on a new aerosol nasal spray and its
misty effect on one's olfactory nerves. If effective, this new medication
could potentially be utilized to reduce the high levels of masculine
toxicity on Kepler-452b, thus preventing similar, horrific attacks.
However, what Ferg had stumbled upon was a grandiose experiment and
treatment protocol that had been built atop a completely fraudulent
scientific foundation, steeped in unethical practices and a mess of horse
Four out of seventeen distinct and well-respected citizens had already died
investigating this flawed and criminal celestial experiment, and experiment
that had been authorized by Kepler-452b.
After the murder, Sly had dispensed her cut-up body parts in a boatload of
plastic containers he'd purchased at Target. He'd planted the boxes all
over Alameda and San Francisco Counties. After, he'd parked his run-down
dodge pickup in the fast lane on the Golden Gate Bridge. It had been pointed
in the direction of all the riches in Marin County.
He'd pushed open the sticky handled driver's side door. He'd run across
traffic lanes. Then, he forced himself over the railing. After, he jumped
onto the catwalk. From there, he walked a self-imposed plank clear out into
the laboring waves of a Pacific storm.
He'd convinced himself, there was no way in hell he was going to live
without his Tonya, not one single day in what had become a miserable life.
He'd rather meet up with her in hell.
The fatal argument had started hotly, "I'm done. I want to live alone, and
go back to school." Sly had hated school. Schools made fun of him, made him
feel stupid and poor.
It was in the fall of 2017 when the letters were sent, 17 in total. Ferg
had received his. At first blush, he doubted their authenticity. He'd
shit-canned his copy in a tall plastic trashcan in his month-to-month
high-rise man cave.
He'd gotten out of bed around 1:00 AM. He ironed out the letter's folds and
wrinkles over a dirty tee-shirt that he'd placed on the kitchen counter.
After, he sat on his frumpy corduroy chair, the only seat in the apartment
other than his bed and the broken-legged stool at the kitchen table.
He read the letter out loud but with the scrutiny of a scientist. He'd
begun to think about what was up there. He'd gotten the chills from all the
truth in the letter.
Ferg had a near-perfect mind, everyone had thought. The one exception was a
minor emotional breakdown he'd had back at Princeton. It was about a girl.
A psychiatrist, Dr. Royal, in Cambridge, had counseled a Dr. Jung. He'd
diagnosed him with short-term depression and anxiety back then.
"If you don't have a little of each these days, depression and angst," Dr.
Jung had chuckled, "then you are crazy as hell." Jung hugged his belly as
if it were a large bowl of his beloved raspberry Jell-O.
Ferg argued, "Nope, that's a bunch of bull crap. My mind is as good as the
day it was created."
"You Ferguson," the small-framed doctor interjected, "it's nothing to be
ashamed of, son, I can assure you. You just overloaded that BMW brain of
yours again, too much research and intellectual weight up there." Jung
pointed at Ferg's tall, messed-up gray hair.
"What, car, weight, the ceiling?" A flummoxed Ferg blurted out. The frumpy
doctor had a large stain on his tie, the shape, and size of Rhode Island.
"Jung's answer was succinct, "all that gosh-damned weight, that's what
caused you a mental blow out up there."
They'd had a good laugh over that.
“Keplerzine?” asked Ferg? He'd thrown the jolly-face Yoda a 100 mile an
"What you say, Ferg? I don't know this tincture, explain?"
"What we discuss stays here, right, Jung?"
"Of course, I like you, but it's the law too, dude."
"They administer Keplerzine to the female subjects, without their knowing.
The altered pheromones have been hypothesized to reduce aggressiveness in
"Aggressive men?" Jung stared at Ferg as if he had been late on his last
"Yes, prey in flight can trigger a violent predatory attack in all of
nature. But, the male scientists of Kepler-452b have made sure that
Keplerzine is only a placebo."
"A placebo would null the results of any experiment you, Ferg. It could be
catastrophic, void any damned experiment. That would be illegal and
destructive. Maybe I give you Sertraline, some Zoloft, you crazy-sounding
today, like a shit house rat."
Ferg had cried that evening, Seated on his wobbly stool in front of all the
white noise on his small TV. The screen ticked, ticked, against the glass
not unlike angry hornets. It had been placed upon his kitchen counter. He
felt sad about what he'd come to believe, after the letter, after his
session with Jung, how things were spinning out of control, how a planet
can roll off its axis.
But nope, Ferg was a brave man. Ferg had balls the size of pomegranates
when it came to standing up to bullies. He owed Earth his undivided
With each new class at UC Berkeley, Ferg started his lecture by discussing
the content of the letter he'd received back in Boston, and how a total of
17 letters had been sent to various religious leaders, scholars, and
Yogi's. He explained how at least 4 of the seventeen had met with a violent
death: two murders, a fall from a cliff, and a horrible car accident.
"I lost full tenure over all this at Harvard. They are all watching.” Ferg
pointed up. “ They are waiting to take action. This has to get out," Ferg
had raised his voice again.
On one special Saturday, Ferg had delivered an important paper. The class
was so large. It was held in the gym at Ca. Berkeley. He'd railed on about
how he and the others had discussed the suspicious letters. He spoke how
he'd kept his letter a secret, and how he'd feared for his life.
"We all need to step forward, expose all this to the world." He'd said.
After delivering his dissertation, Ferg was approached by a distinguished
man. The gentleman had introduced himself as Professor Rudyard Kipling.
Ferg had chuckled inside, but the kind gentleman had not. Inside this man,
a sense of humor had been given the wrong chromosome. Ferg had thought the
man's eyes glassy, tiny, dark orbs.
Professor Kipling went on to say that he was a full professor, in the
Science Department, at the University of British Columbia, in Vancouver
Canada. He explained how he'd been following Ferg's career and how he'd
gotten permission to invite Ferg to lecture as soon as possible on campus.
He'd said, "You are welcome to stay with me at my condo."
For some reason, Ferg had thought this quite suspicious and politely
declined the invitation. "I have too much work to do down here, ah,
processor Kipling, perhaps one day soon?" Ferg had requested.
The gentleman had placed his COVID mask back on his clammy smile. Rather
than shaking hands, they pounded elbows goodbye. "I'll be in touch,
professor Ferguson," he’d said before stepping into a thicket of Alameda
County fog, where he evaporated.
Fall quarter had arrived, August 2021, not a single day too soon. Ferg had
missed his students, the lectures, and all the spirited classroom banter.
He’d become a feminist hero at UC Berkeley.
The first day of class had become a tradition to Ferg. He paused before
introducing himself, even though everyone knew of him. The hall was
standing room only. Several students crowded themselves together near the
exit doors in the back, some praying for no-shows or drop-outs.
Ferg being Ferg, admired the sea of soft skulled students, his
mush-for-brains, bright future stars. He loved every one of them. Most he
didn't know. How beautiful he'd thought, all those naive faces, full to the
gills with hope and promise.
Ferg had become a cult figure in his beloved San Francisco Bay Area, a New
Age Timothy Leary, Jack Kerouac, or Allen Ginsberg figure. They'd taken
trips on LSD, trips on their electric Kool-Aid acid bus in the bombastic
60's. Ferg hadn't the need for any trips back then. His mind was trippy
enough, thank you very much.
Once again, he'd dare to share his gift of discovery, though dark.
He gloated inside, "
I don't need no stinkin' Harvard tenure. Every one of you at Yale,
Princeton, and Harvard can go straight to hell."
His colleagues had thought Ferg a raving lunatic. Of course, they were
jealousies, suspicious nonbelievers. But, Ferg had something more powerful
than "Edward Teller's sanctimonious, God-damned atom bomb.”
Ferg had factual proof that another planet was out there, a sphere with
living, breathing humans, so much like us, but much smarter, more cunning,
and much more hostile. It was a lopsided planet, one with more males than
females. There had been so much violence perpetrated against females.
Kepler-452b had gotten as close as you can to a revolutionary explosion.
Professor Ferguson had grown, both as a universal passenger and as an
enlightened being. Through research, he'd discovered how Kepler-452b, the
mirrored planet had conducted experimentation and PSYOP'S, violating the
physical and emotional sanctity of the Earth's female population.
Ferg had recently turned 78. He would be dead soon, like the other four.
The best he could hope was to die from natural causes. And so, he'd chosen
to expose the whole damned Kepler-452b experiment and the dark orb's
operation he discovered.
Observing Ferg from the back of the class that fateful day was a young-ish
student. A student who'd looked a lot like the man Ferg had met named
The man’s eyes had shined obsidian, black pupils on black irises. Is that
Ferg had been a little paranoid, and so he redirected his thoughts back to
his lecture. The grand hall had turned into a fish rodeo, with all the
pushing and bucking, just to get closer and closer to the infamous
A focused Ferg drove home his theory. It was an unimaginable thesis, a
diabolical plan that had placed a mirrored world up there, outside the
gravity of sanity.
"The ruling party on Kepler-452b had been conducting experiments on Earth.
Their feigned objective is to reduce gender violence toward its female
"Kepler-452b's once beautiful earth-like evolution had turned poisonous and
toxic. Over the millennia, it had dissolved into a shameful sphere, awash
in the hostility and testosterone.
"The result, they've created an oppressive male society? Even the planet's
comedians had labeled the once golden planet Kepler-452b, the planet
"Like planet earth, the planet Testis has a birth rate of 50/50, male to
female ratio. However, beyond the age of 65, for every 100 living females,
there are 75 remaining males alive. On Testis, the ratio is reversed, with
25% more living males than females." The statistics electrified the
The entire class hooted at Ferg, but in a good way, raising their fists in
defiance. They'd come to love his impassioned thesis and factual
accounting. "Stop the experiments," they'd shouted, fully invested in their
beloved professor's allegations. They'd join him in exposing the mirrored
planets festering culture of sexisms.
"It's too late. The students shouted, jail half of the males on the planet
based on testosterone levels alone."
In a nutshell, Ferg had postulated that toward the last part of the
twentieth century, the government of the planet Kepler-452b had turned
Earth into a monolithic Petri dish. Kepler-452 b's appointed government had
chosen Earth, a sister planet as the perfect location for mass
experimentation. This experiment had begun in the latter part of the
twentieth century. The objective was to avoid civil unrest on their orbed
The controlling party, which includes a compromised female leadership
contingent, had labeled the study "An effort to determine the effects of
violence on women, to find a solution, and to end misogyny. In the long
run, this would curtain any further societal erosion."
The directed Kepler-452b scientists, mostly male, had no intent to yield
objective, scientific results from the get-go.
The experiment had been designed as a colossal sham, a façade in an effort
to bide time for the ruling elite. Provide them with an opportunity to
galvanize the Kepler-452b’s entire leadership apparatus.
"A cream-colored pill named Keplerzine has played a central part in their
grand experiment. It has been falsely sold as a means to reduce female
deaths from depression, drug overdose, suicide, and the destruction of
self-esteem on the mirrored globe."
The room felt empty of reason. Gasps followed the silence in the lecture
hall. The professor continued.
"Keplerzine is a placebo!"
The mostly female student audience had stood and given a standing ovation.
"They lied, they lied to their people," the students shouted. "Never here,
on earth, never here."
During perhaps his greatest moment, Ferg received a phone call as if on
cue. He ignored the vibration and noise in his pants pocket. He'd placed
his cell phone on airplane mode, he'd thought: more shouting, more
clapping, more waving to the crowd.
Ferg couldn't resist his iPhone. It had grown louder and more obnoxious. He
tugged the phone out of his pocket.
It was Thomas Dolby.
Thomas Dolby was singing his hit song, "She's Blinding Me with Science."
Ferguson had loved his work-related ringtone, but its timing was off this
day. It should have been buried somewhere in airplane mode.
The noisy students couldn't hear Ferg, all the noise, and cheering.
"Excuse me," He'd said, "I have to take this crazy call!"
Ferg brushed his iPhone home. The phone detonated.
Ferg dropped to the dirty floor the way a slab of beef does when it’s
bumped off a hook in a butcher shop walk-in freezer. His long body
stiffened, smoked, and cinched into a perfect fetal position. After, it went
limp. Everyone with feet clogged the lecture hall exit doors.
The young man with the onyx eyes who had looked familiar to the
now-deceased Ferg, remained seated. He enjoyed the chaos, but he didn't have
the DNA to smile. His mission had been accomplished.
There was clapping from the male ruling party leadership on the dark sister
planet. Cynical men had been seated at the long obsidian council table.
They observed from the governance room. Finally, the last person on Earth
who could expose their dark experiment had been terminated.
Unfortunately, such Kepler-452b life forms don't exist, at least not in
human form. Professor Ferguson's had theorized the mirrored planet had been
abused, as well as Earth.
But, of course, none of this was true. The CIA's creative writers had
conceived the mirrored planet from whole cloth. The CIA was also
responsible for all the other shenanigans: the medications, CIA
psychiatrists, Jung, the iPhone tampering, the front office staff at the
psychiatrist's offices. No phones allowed in therapy, remember?
Office-issued tinctures. Oh, and the Prius, no connection.
The research was now 100% complete. The CIA had just enough time to get rid
of their black-op thumbprints. See what we get for our tax money?
Communication is factually impossible with Kepler-452b. At the speed of
light, it would take at least 26 million years to reach the jewel.
And if one were to consider the act of teleporting, or thought travel,
forget it. The world's scientific community has already discounted this
Maybe Superluminal or Supercasual FTL (Faster than Light) travel? All this
conjecture is fodder, propagated by the Hollywood elite and rich producers
who only know how long it takes for your dollars to reach their bank
And all the men at the long table, well, they are real, very real, but
unfortunately, they work for the CIA, my former employer. All the
disgusting experimentation is on them. It wasn't my brainchild. I wish I
could take credit. As we all know, the CIA doesn't recognize international
laws or morality.
As far as I am concerned, I'm good. The CIA has made retirement affordable.
By the way, I am the one who sent all the letters to all the dead scholars
and scientists, including your beloved Ferguson. It was our, ah, the CIA's
attempt to purchase time, an expensive commodity as you well know. Time for
our black-op's to do what they do best, scrub. Time so forensics could get
rid of all the evidence. It's all working. We've had a lot of practice.
Please excuse me? I need to book a flight on Southwest for Vancouver,
British Columbia. I've made a new acquaintance, a most interesting
professor. He's asked me to vacation up there, stay awhile.
© 2023 Dan A. Cardoza
Bio: Dan's most recent darkness has been featured in
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Variant, The 5-2.
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Anthology of Stories, Vita Brevis Poetry, Pain & Renewal, Chilling
Tales for Dark Nights, Audio Horror Anthology (13 stories).
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