Herd On The Street
by Richard Tornello
A sexy nibble on your lobes?
Gives you tingles, this I know.
Goes to the heart of your desire.
So much better a careful driver.
Your blue toothed lover intones
O please O please my dear.
and you moan,
O please O please my dear,
Please…. PUT IT IN my ear.
Basal ganglia, gets a thrill
every time your 'tooth goes ‘trill.’
Now to this borg you will subsume.
Not a care to appearing
just like an old 42nd Street loon.
In your aural cavity this item is stuffed.
Resembles a penis hanging up.
You really think this is haute couture?
A prick hanging from your ear?
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