Being a Vampire Sucks by Ray Prew


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Post April 20, 2014, 01:24:43 PM

Being a Vampire Sucks by Ray Prew

Times are tough all over. Mr. Prew presents the shopping list for the frustrated vampire. I thought the story would be equally effective in present tense throughout, since the title character is addressing us. Good introduction to vampire life.
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Post April 23, 2014, 11:23:58 PM

Re: Being a Vampire Sucks by Ray Prew

Read this one, it's hilarious!

For more on a similar theme, see his YouTube vid -- rude, disgusting, and a real laugh riot.

I could use some more of this once in a while.
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