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TaoPhoenix wrote:"I'm sorry sir. Your custom engraved Moth had a spelling error. You are entitled to five free Moths at no charge. Thank you for using Nature Engraving, Inc."
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Mark Edgemon wrote:An electron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he starts to pay the bartender says, "Don't worry about it. For you, no charge!"
Shouldn't it be "A neutron walks into a bar..."?
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bottomdweller wrote:Two subatomic particles are walking along a street with a neutron.
The electron says, "I'm an electron. What are you?"
The other one says, "I'm a proton."
The electron says, "Are you sure?"
The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive."
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Bill_Wolfe wrote:"From now on, don't set me up on any more blind dates!" complained the electron.
"Why, what was wrong with the positron?" replied her friend the proton.
"No attraction at all," says the electron.
"Well good," says the proton. "I think he's more drawn to me, anyway."
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Robert_Moriyama wrote: [But by definition, the positron and electron were made for each other (same mass, opposite and equal charges)! Or do you favor the kind of match exemplified by Jaws and his tiny blonde love interest in "Moonraker" (the silly movie, not the dated but serious Bond novel)?
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Bill_Wolfe wrote:Robert_Moriyama wrote: [But by definition, the positron and electron were made for each other (same mass, opposite and equal charges)! Or do you favor the kind of match exemplified by Jaws and his tiny blonde love interest in "Moonraker" (the silly movie, not the dated but serious Bond novel)?
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Okay Robert, I'm trying to figure-out whether you're using that silly old satire, or not.
Ya' really don't get it? Really?
(Think commentary on how clueless folks are when it comes to relationships. . .)
Here's the other version:
Suzy electron is talking to her pal, the proton.
"I had to file an Order Of Protection against my boyfriend, the positron," she says.
"Why? What did he do?"
"He told me if I get too close to him, he'll annihilate me!"
Is that any more humorous to ye non-nuke geeks?
Bill
...Lazarus and his antimatter twin, who will be wrestling in some interdimensional void forever.
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