A Goblin’s Work Is Never Done by Stuart Sharp


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Post March 20, 2012, 12:22:03 AM

A Goblin’s Work Is Never Done by Stuart Sharp

Really funny, I loved it!
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Post March 20, 2012, 04:25:22 PM

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Hilarious!
The cohorts must be kept in beer
The priests in helpless wenches
But goblins have to drag them here
It’s tough here in the trenches


My Dearest Goblin, I know exactly how you feel, Cubicled in Kentucky
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Post March 20, 2012, 07:13:37 PM

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And we wonder why the 1% considers us subhuman -
Because to them we are not men but goblins;
"It's the Economy, you know, jobs are hard to find...
"So work a little harder, creature! So I can have my gibblets!"

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Post March 28, 2012, 03:14:25 PM

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HA HA HA HA and Ha.

very funny. I loved every line.

Thanks, RT
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Post March 29, 2012, 08:26:14 AM

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I'm just bumping this up to the top again - because, dudes and dudettes, the ole bottomdweller gets no respect - dear ole cubicled in kentucky still drudges on, day in and day out - just like these little gobblins, the dark lord bless em.
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Post March 29, 2012, 11:57:38 AM

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Tao wrote
And we wonder why the 1% considers us subhuman -
Because to them we are not men but goblins;
"It's the Economy, you know, jobs are hard to find...
"So work a little harder, creature! So I can have my gibblets!"


Go back and read SCOWBOYS it was about that in a manner of speaking.
or if not accessible in aphelion
try
www.nonofficialrhymes.com

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Post March 30, 2012, 06:22:08 AM

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Glad you all liked it. It's been too long since I wrote any silly poetry. I've been busy writing silly novels, instead. Well, that and ghostwriting other people's romance novels for them.
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Post March 30, 2012, 11:36:50 AM

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stu wrote:Glad you all liked it. It's been too long since I wrote any silly poetry. I've been busy writing silly novels, instead. Well, that and ghostwriting other people's romance novels for them.

That will make you want to get silly, for sure!
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