Post January 07, 2011, 12:34:22 AM

Much of this was hilarious, just in the descriptions, such as:
Equal in four foot high stature, outdoor durability and Underwriters' Laboratory safety, the snowman hugged his broom with undying affection and clenched his artificial pipe between dots of fake coal without any effort at all.
The rest of it was a friggin' Greek tragedy, but with a little touch of sweetness.

A beautifully crafted story.
I was raised by humans. What's your excuse?