Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan


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Post May 10, 2014, 08:49:51 AM

Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan

Good bathroom reading. Take the mundane everyday and look at it from a bottom up perspective.

Rather funny ad something I think would make a funny illustrated children's book, Shel Silverstein style.

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Post May 10, 2014, 05:37:46 PM

Re: Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan

Your comments seem cheeky!
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Post May 10, 2014, 06:14:13 PM

Re: Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan

as in the scatological or just in your face?


fly all that way
and
dump
on the human race?
constipated from the long flight?
sitting in the cattle car class
air waiter says "stay put"
we're about to descend
getting up tight
butt clenched in the end.

By Ben Dover 4th grade
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Post May 10, 2014, 08:16:37 PM

Re: Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan

I won't ask you to scat if you remain logical. Unless you are just Vulcan with me.
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Post May 26, 2014, 09:38:23 PM

Re: Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan

Offensive weapon? No, just offensive . . .
I was raised by humans. What's your excuse?
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Post May 27, 2014, 07:36:54 AM

Re: Alien Ordenence By Ed Sllivan

Sometimes the creative force inside me comes exploding out in a low brow way. My apoligies!
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